(Source: lasciviouszelda)
throwing gangsters off of roofs to see how fly they really are
(Source: hashgag)
periods are ridiculous i shouldn’t be punished for not getting pregnant
(Source: stllinski)
A 7 year old boy in Virginia was suspended from school after he pointed his pencil at a fellow student and said, “bang!” Even worse, he pointed at another student and said, “would not bang.”
(Source: sethmeyers)
The best preparation for good work tomorrow is to do good work today.
(Source: catatu)
once in kindergarten a girl asked me to write “super girl” on her arm since i was the only kid who could write so i wrote “shit” on her arm and i hid under the table for like 30 minutes then the teacher found me and yelled at me then called my parents and my dad laughed so hard he cried
