orange-lights: throwing gangsters off of roofs to see how fly they really are
prototypical-nonconformist: periods are ridiculous i shouldn’t be punished for not getting pregnant
Teacher: I need one of you to take this to the...
thebatteur: once in kindergarten a girl asked me to write “super girl” on her arm since i was the only kid who could write so i wrote “shit” on her arm and i hid under the table for like 30 minutes then the teacher found me and yelled at me then called my parents and my dad laughed so hard he cried
sassings: when you only have one hair tie and it snaps and you can just feel the whole world crashing down around you
The Story of The Last Day of My Life
this-is-absolute-destruction: Me: This Thor movie sounds cool, lets give it a watch! Good-bye real friends, hello fandom.
homosocks: shout out to the people who never unfollow me for some reason even when i never post anything relevant to their interests
sabrinagrimm: unhealthy ships (◡‿◡✿) ships that are doomed from the beginning (◕‿◕✿) unrequited ships (ʘ‿ʘ✿)
fuckerpunch: i never realize how much i swear until i’m in a situation where i can’t
That feeling when your friends know a secret...
When you tell a girl a joke...
sodamnrelatable: she reacts like this. when her crush/boyfriend/other guy tells her the same joke. then you are just like Moral of the Story? She doesn’t want your penis anywhere near her.
Sneaking food into your bedroom late at night
im gonna be so hot next year and everyones gonna be like why did we ignore her last year and ill have to make a chart so i can spend equal time with all my boyfriends
Sex is so weird like hey I love you let me stick my hard extra limb into your tiny hole and then slam it into you repeatedly because I love you
You have permission to flirt with me anonymously....